The King of Spain
What if Lindsay Lohan actually has a long lost twin and they switched lives sometime after Mean Girls and her twin is the one doing drugs and being insane?

jaydenw:

The Prison Trap.

Gatsby: hey i just met you
Gatsby: and this is crazy
Gatsby: but i'm going to spend most of my life and wealth in an attempt to pursue you for your stunning vapidness and the warped image of yourself created in my mind as a precursor to my eventual fall
Gatsby: so call me maybe
I have two kids from Mackay staying with me tomorrow night.

They better fucking love Eurovision.

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

I have 6 months to learn this. I can do it. Yes I can.

To be fair, I’m pretty sure there’s only 5 professional euphonium players out there.

This is true but they all live in England or the US so they never come here.

Pretty much the best euphonium player in the world replied to my email and said I could get a lesson with him when I’m in New Zealand.

May have lost my shit.

robotscancry:

can someone please shut this bitch up about her fucking dragons  

Band - 9am - 3pm

Work - 4pm - 9pm

Uni work - 10pm - sleep

Bought a trophy. It’s pretty cool.

Bought a trophy. It’s pretty cool.

Who’s going to Isengard? Liam’s going to Isengard.

Who’s going to Isengard? Liam’s going to Isengard.